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Behold A Man

Behold A Man

Behold A Man

Behold A Man

Behold A Man

Behold A Man

Behold A Man

Behold A Man

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Introducing our "Behold a Man" Heavyweight T-Shirt, a garment that combines philosophical cheekiness with a robust and luxurious feel. Crafted from a premium heavyweight cotton blend, this shirt is not just a statement piece; it's a substantial and enduring embrace. The weighty fabric adds a sense of durability and confidence, mirroring the boldness of Diogenes himself. Slip into this tee, and you're not just wearing a shirt; you're embodying the resilience of ancient wit with a contemporary twist. Whether you're a lover of philosophy or simply seeking comfort in a heavyweight embrace, our "Behold a Man" Heavyweight T-Shirt promises to make a strong and lasting impression, leaving you feeling secure and stylish in every cluck and strut.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

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